What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call two birds in love?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How does dinner smell?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?