Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?