What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?