What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
A soap opera.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?