What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What animal has the most fun?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?