What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do naked fish play with?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?