How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Who is friends with everyone at school?