How do you care for a sick bird?
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What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is another name for a cow?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do cows wear bells?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?