Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?