Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
Where do German dogs sleep?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?