Why did the turkey join the band?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What sport can waiters play really well?