Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do baby apes sleep?