What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do bees buzz?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?