To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?