What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do cows wear bells?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?