What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do frogs keep their money?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
