What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a household of counselors?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do baseball players love bowling?