Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of bird can write?