What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.