What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What does a panda ghost say?