Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What game do mice love to play?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?