Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do bees say in the summer?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do cats always get what they want?