Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call octopus twins?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which president loved to take baths?