Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Can February March?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?