How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
You whip out the doggy paddle.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?