Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?