Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why was the fish so smart?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why was the mime upset?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?