How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What sports are both plant-based?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Can February March?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?