What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?