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What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's the difference between soccer and football?