Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What shape has a knighthood?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the robot want for Christmas?