Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do books sleep?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do fish use for glasses?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?