Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the politest month?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What money do cats use to go shopping?