Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?