Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
This candy bar is a real home run.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do elephants have trunks?