Why did the barber win the race?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do math teachers love March?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How long will dinner be?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the student always get straight A's?