What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where was Noah born?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?