What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why does the orange always lose in races?