Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?