What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do fish use for glasses?
What does winter fat turn into?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?