What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do chefs do in their spare time?