What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?