What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How can you make 7 even?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?