Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What animals make the best students?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is the smallest lion?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are baseball games at night?
What does a panda ghost say?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which plant has the best roar?