Why did the body of water think so much?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the foal cough?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?