Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where does breakfast live?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?