What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?