What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What animals make the best students?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a silly hill?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What words make the best athletes?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?