What did people say when the baker went crazy?
She's off her Betty C-rocker.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why was the cat so small?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?