What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
If you need help building an ark...
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What car can you only see twice a year?